horoscope advice

today i will unveil the horosco pe section!
its actually advice...
this section applies to the whole month!
simply read both the entry for your sign(aries, gemini, scorpio...)
and the entry for your year
(year of the rat, ox, dragon...)
your year applies to social life and sign applies to the rest of your life

next time is the one on years...
signs:

Aries:
guys: distance yourself from any female sagittarei(guessing for plural, dont kill me)
girls: listen to your friend! DONT DATE HIM!

Taurus:
guys:same as pisces
girls: remind your boyfriend that if you mess with the bull you get the horns

Gemini:
Guys: same as scorpio
girls: dress up as twins

Cancer:
guys:same as aquarius
Girls:take frequent naps

Leo:
guys:same as capricorn
girls:go to the zoo and see every exhibit but the lions...

Virgo:
guys:same as sagittarius
girls:be less shy

Libra:
guys:same as taurus
girls:go out with a pisces

Scorpio:
guys:same as virgo
girls:try not to talk so much

Sagittarius:
guys:same as libra
girls:try to be noticed, youll fail, but try...

Capricorn:
guys:same as aries
girls:try to talk more

Aquarius:
girls:hold a cub of water
guys:same as leo

Pisces:
guys: same as cancer
girls:be very shy

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